More of What I Learned at the Movies
Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the
price range of most people--whether they are employed or not.
At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire
to cut. You will always choose the right one.
When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom
will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert
on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned
down three days before their retirement.
Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch
enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems,
deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their
captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is
necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every
few moments.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red
readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will
know all the steps.
When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to
each other in English.
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